Monday, October 21, 2013

Super Fun Time With Heath Slater/Raw Rant October 21st, 2013



Only a few complaints about this RAW, or as I like to call it Super Fun Time With Heath Slater. Just a few.

It's still too long! I know we all love the man but Super Fun Time With Heath Slater should not be three hours long.

And the commentary in the main event was real distracting.

I think other then the attempt at goofy fun WWE is actually doing a good job of moving story lines forward and hyping their pay per views.

Daniel Bryan vs. Orton with HBK as a guest referee is interesting.

The tag team division is really improving and starting to reflect JCP's division.

The things with Big Show is interesting.

Dutch Mantel continues to be on my television while Antonio Cesaro spins people in circles.

Big E and CM Punk are very fun to watch as a team.

Miz is getting his rear end handed to him by The Wyatt Family.

And Heath Slater lost. Everything is right with WWE right now.

#BoundForGlory

Sunday, October 20, 2013

PPV Report: Bound For Glory 2013

TNA World Tag Team Title Shot
Gauntlet Match
Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez vs. Bad Influence vs. Eric Young & Joseph Park vs. The BroMans
This was good. I didn't expect TNA to allow Young and Park to get the title shot. Good beginning to the show I thought. BroMans win.

***

TNA X-Division Championship
Ultimate X
Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries vs. Chris Sabin vs. Samoa Joe vs. Manik

This must have been the most unexciting Ultimate X match ever. With all the talent in the ring this should have been far better plus it could have been a great open for the actual pay per view. Sabin won after using a ladder to win.

***

TNA World Tag Team Championship
The BroMans vs. James Storm & Gunner

While people on XWA shit over them I feel The BroMans actually did a good job here. Storm got a nasty cut on his leg. BroMans won the titles.

***

TNA Knockout Championship
Gail Kim vs. Brooke vs. ODB

Kim did some funny bumps but beyond that there was really nothing to this match. Le'D Tapa interfered so that Kim can win the title.

**

Bobby Roode vs. Kurt Angle

It had a real weird start but it became a good match. It would been better but we got a fuck finish with Kurt knocking himself out with his own Angle Slam. You just shouldn't do this on your biggest pay per view of the year.

***

Ethan Carter III vs. Norv Fernum

Highlight of this was Taz's commentary, which is a bad sign. It wasn't even a fun squash match.

DUD

Magnus vs. Sting

This would have been far better if we had a better crowd reaction. No one really expected Sting to tap out. Otherwise Sting actually did a good job here.

**

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles vs. Bully Ray

This was a very underwhelming main event. They just killed the match trying to sell a story. Styles took crazy bumps like doing a 450 from the ring through a table.

**

For the biggest TNA show of the year this was a very underwhelming pay per view. Just a huge disappointment overall. This is not worth paying 40 dollars for when Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling are offering far better for 15.

Friday, October 4, 2013

The Origin of The Unofficial World Championship


Ric Flair always said "To be the man you got to beat the man." Well back in 2007 WWE had three top titles; The WWE Championship, The World Heavyweight Championship and The ECW World Heavyweight Championship. So unlike decades past when a promotion would be dominated by a single man WWE had two or maybe three claiming to be top dog.

So Mr. Shaun Webb decided to step in and create a "Unofficial World Championship." Much like when Ric Flair was "The Real World Champion" in WWE or when Taz was FTW Heavyweight Champion in ECW our Unofficial World Champion would have a claim to be "The Man" wither he or she held a promotion's top title or not.

They hype machine that is WWE of late often calls The Money In The Bank title shot holder a unofficial world champion. The thinking is that a majority of the men who cashed in their title shots have been successful. In fact only John Cena has not won a title with his title shot. Perhaps this was the thinking when Shaun declared Mr. Kennedy the first ever Unofficial World Champion after he won The Money In The Bank briefcase at Wrestlemania 23. Plus there was loads of hype behind the man at that period.

The title since then has gone through a lot of changes. Here's what Shaun laid out for the rules when he started this:

From Wrestlemania, every match Mr Kennedy competes in will be a Championship Match, and his reign will continue until he loses to somebody. Then that somebody will be crowned the Unofficial World Champion! The title will change hands on any kind of victory, be it pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification. It will also count for eliminations, so if you eliminate the champion in the Royal Rumble match for instance, you become the champ. In tag team matches, the belt will only change hands IF the champion is pinned, made to submit, counted out, or the one directly responsible for the DQ. If their partner is pinned, the champion retains.

In the event of a 'title vacated' situation. The previous champion will have the oppurtunity to earn the title back in their next match.

Of course there's been changes over the years. I changed it so that a champion does not have to directly loose a match to loose the belt, so it can be lost if a partner takes the fall in a tag team match. Also it's been switched around between WWE and ROH after I took over. Now it's currently in TNA.

Now what I wanted to do for some time is go through the history of this title and detail each championship reign and defense. Understand that some matches will be unavailable but I'll comment on anything I can find. So let's begin with the match that crowned our first champion!

1. Mr. Kennedy defeated CM Punk, Edge, Finlay, Jeff Hardy, King Booker, Matt Hardy and Randy Orton in a Money In The Bank Ladder Match at WWE WrestleMania 23. April 1st, 2007.

All of WWE's Money In The Bank ladder matches have been fun to watch. Highlights include Jeff Hardy jumping off a ladder onto Edge who was laying on a ladder to take both men out of the match. Booker T grabbing a mini ladder for some comedy. Booker saving his wife from Matt Hardy to cost him the match. Hornswoggle interfering to help Finlay only to have Kennedy give him a Green Bay Plunge from the top of a ladder! Mr. Kennedy won the match of course. It was fun to watch but nothing really you need to go out of your way to see. I give it three stars.

Despite being big losers tonight a majority of the men in this match would go onto win the title, the exception being Booker T and Finlay, though both got a chance to win in after this match. Mr. Kennedy and Jeff Hardy would be the only two who would go onto hold the title in both WWE and TNA. Also so far this is the largest crowd to ever see an Unofficial World Title match.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

'Restling Rewind: Mid-South Wrestling 12/3/1981

Hey kids! Welcome back to another ‘Restling Rewind! This time I’m bring you all the way back 1981 with Mid-South Wrestling.


Each week Mid-South has a guest commentator with Boyd Pierce. This week we get Bob Roop who says he’s forgotten more about wrestling then most people will learn… okay.


Our first match of the night is a replay from several weeks ago. We get to view our guest commentator Bob Roop.


And he faces future “Nature Boy” Buddy Landell.


This match starts off being open.


But it’s not long before it becomes Roop just beating on poor Buddy. Roop puts Landell away with the shoulder breaker for the three count. Roop makes a comment that history never repeats itself but thanks to the magic of video tape we get to relive this moment again. I think we’re going to have very interesting commentary on this week of Mid-South Wrestling.


For our first real match of the night we get Paul Orndorff!


And he takes on Tony Charles who’s billed from South Wales. He’s also apparently “The Man of A Thousand Holds.” He’s done a tour for New Japan Pro Wrestling in the ‘70s.

Roop  mentions that Paul Orndorff gives to charity and will pay a thousand dollars to anyone who can put Ted DiBiase out of wrestling. Well that wasn’t very nice. And he says that both men don’t have a lot of excess fat.


During the match Pierce say that fans could send letters asking Mid-South Wrestling for any dream match they want and the match most asked for would get on TV next month. He mentions Andree The Giant, Junk Yard Dog, Bob Roop along with several others.


This match is more open than I expected. I was thinking that Orndorff was going to squash Charles but he gets a lot of offence on the former North American Heavyweight Champion.


Things go south for Charles after Orndorff sends him outside the ring twice. The second time Orndorff stomps his arms and suplexs him back into the ring for the three count.


After a commercial break we have a match the features "The Polish Prince" Ed Wiskowski. You might know him as Col. DeBeers.


And he takes on North American Heavyweight Champion Ted Dibiase!


Bob Roop says that if he didn’t agree to be at the commentary table he would be slapping Dibiase. So a lot of this match is Wiskowski controlling the match with a headlock.


While Dibiase centers his attacks on Wiskowski’s left arm. Roop takes about how horrible Ted is for using closed fists.


The North American Heavyweight Champion looks to put his opponent away with a figure four leg lock but instead Wiskowski sends Dibiase into the turnbuckle.


Wiskowski goes high risk to the second turnbuckle and does a cross body on Dibiase, only to be rolled over and beat by the champ! It’s illegal to jump from the top turnbuckle by the way, just like when Watts was booking WCW years later.


It’s time for a Mississippi Heavyweight Championship match! Bob Orton Jr. is our defending champion.


And he’s defending against future World Class star Jim Garvin before he became “Gorgeous.”


I just got to say I love how Orton over sells Garvin’s punches.


Garvin early on controls the match with a headlock. He also does a bulldog thing, keeping hold of Orton and running up the turnbuckle and bulldogging him while keeping hold of the headlock!


Orton is able to take control of the match. Roop seems to ignore anything Orton is doing wrong while he blasts at Garvin for using closed fists.


Garvin tries to bulldog Orton a second time only to get it reversed and Garvin gets suplexed!


The Mississippi Heavyweight Champion then defeats his challenger using a piledriver! I think in this match the only lasted a few minutes Bob used more moves then Randy ever does.


Now we get a match where if Terry Orndorff losses to The Junkyard Dog he has to leave Mid-South Wrestling. Before the match he puts a mask on. Our ring announcer questions him about it, since before he stated he hated that mask. Terry says he does but he feels it must be lucky since he got a win while wearing it.


Junkyard Dog is the only wrestler to get an entrance on this program, as he comes out to Queen’s Another One Bites The Dust. JYD questions why Orndorff is wearing a mask and the referee checks him for weapons and finds nothing.


A bodyslam is the biggest offence Terry can get on Junkyard before the match turning into JYD beating up Orndorff.


Paul Orndorff comes out to give his brother a word of advice.


And attacks Junkyard Dog only to get body slammed. JYD pins Paul and for whatever reason the referee counts it.


Terry head buts JYD and knocks himself out of the ring. The announcers figure it was loaded. Someone else then takes the mask and enters the ring. Since they attempt to piledrive Dog they guess it’s Bob Orton Jr.


Junkyard Dog throws Orton over the top rope but the referee assumes it’s Terry Orndorff so Orndorff wins by disqualification. I don’t understand why. You would think this match would have been thrown out after Paul entered the damn ring and attacked Dog.


After a commercial break we get another match. The Iron Sheik doesn’t even wait for the ring announcer to introduce the men before he starts attacking King Cobra. Bob Roop assumes USA chants have drove Sheik to insanity.


King Cobra makes a comeback and tries a head scissors but gets thrown out the ring instead.


Iron Sheik goes outside and when Cobra tries to bring him back him Sheik’s boots gets caught on the ropes because they’re pointy. The announcers make a big deal out of this. At least they're not sounding girly talking about Sheik's footwear.


It’s not long before Sheik puts Cobra away with a elbow and celebrates with his manager General Skandar Akbar.


Now we get a tag team match. We get Jerry Novak and The Monk teaming together. You may remember The Monk when he was Bastion Booger in WWE. Novak is also a former AWA Southern Tag Team Champion.


They take on Frank Monte and Brian Blair. Blair would go on to become one of The Killer Bees in WWE.


Monte and Blair actually get most of the offence in this match. Looking at the size difference of the team I thought it would be the other way around. Plus unlike all the other babyfaces on this show Roop actually tried to put this team over.


TV Time runs out and this match is a draw. We’re told next week we’ll get Paul Orndorff vs. Ted DiBiase.

Well other then Junkyard Dog vs. Terry Orndorff this was an alright show. And at least this made you wonder what was going to happen next week. Everything other then the main event progressed a story. Despite some of the weird commentary from Bob Roop he did his job alright.

Voting is open for one more day! Here's Mid-South Wrestling. There's also TNA iMPACT and ECW on TNN. Vote for what show you want me to review for you all at the following link:

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Vote! 'Restling Rewind

As some of you may already know I make a living working as a core driller's helper. And of course that means I travel to Red Dog Mine for 4 weeks. I work 12 hours a day if not more.

Obviously that means I don't have a lot of down time. I came to Red Dog with the mind set that I was going to try and do two weekly 'Restling Rewinds, as that's the only thing I'm putting on this blog that has really been commented on. Well I knew that the internet was slow here but it's to long to do one of these.

Rest assured I still want to do this but to do it the way I want to it's going to take at least two or three days for each show I do. So I'm going down from two shows a week to one. I'll still try to do my DVD reviews when I can. 'Restling Rewinds just takes so long because I like include pictures, something I don't really do for anything else.

So here's what I want you to do. Go on XWA Universe using the link below and vote for which show you want me to review each week. I got three I have gotten ready.

http://www.xwa-universe.com/t2142-vote-restling-rewind#18359

TNA iMPACT from mid 2006.

Christian Cage is NWA World Heavyweight Champion. The likes of Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner, Raven, Ron Killings, Abyss and Monty Brown are all targeting The World Title. Also Kevin Nash is burring the young talent!

ECW on TNN from late 1999.

Taz is the dominant World Heavyweight Champion of extreme wrestling. Jerry Lynn is chasing Rob Van Dam and The ECW World Television Title. Raven has also made a huge return to win The ECW World Tag Team Championship with his nemesis Tommy Dreamer!

Mid-South Wrestling from late 1981 into early 1982.

Ted DiBiase is The North American Heavyweight Champion. Skandar Akbar and The Iron Sheik battle with "Precious" Paul Ellering.

The poll will last a week. I'll try to do one on Mid-South Wrestling in that time to show everyone what it is all about. Don't forget to cast your vote here!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Fuck Hogan and Easy E

I try to like TNA. I really do But they make it so hard. So very hard.

Zema Ion couldn't get a surgery but at least those cock suckers Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff get away with taking TNA's money and giving nothing back.

If you're wondering why I'm so pissed off at Hogan and Easy just take a look at this video.


All Hogan needs is Carter money and support from Spike TV? What a joke. Who does he thinks he's kidding. Either Hogan is stupid or he's being dishonest. Well I don't know how hard it is to trick Dixie Carter into throwing her dad's money away but I'll just assume that Hulk is being dishonest here.

Truth is other then the very first night Hulk Hogan appeared on Impact Wrestling he has added nothing to the product. In fact with lower ratings and Impact devolution into Hogan Knows Best he has been making the promotion worse.

I know Hogan and Bischoff are egomaniacs and suck each others cock but what Hogan said at that Q & A just set me on fire. I tried to convince myself that it was a good idea for TNA to get Hogan because he did have name value but it more clear then ever that Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are a cancer to TNA.

It was only weeks ago fans started talking about how TNA could die. They had to release a lot of talent and couldn't pay for Zema Ion's sugary. In fact a several good wrestlers were released before TNA decided to drop that useless Broke Hogan. And now TNA is having trouble keeping AJ Styles. And there's Hogan, who makes far more then anyone on the roster while adding nothing.

We all know TNA has tried a majority, if not all, of Hogan and Bischoff's ideas. We got rid of six sided rings and we got the joy of seeing The Nasty Boys in 2010. Plus TNA is on the road, which has really hurt them financially. And what has Eric Bischoff ever do creatively other then loose Ted Turner a lot of money? Well I guess lose Robert Carter's money.

And have Spike TV support them? If you don't call playing for Sting and Kurt Angle's contracts support you're out of your mind.

Don't forget the bullshit Easy E tried to lay down on us with not competing with WWE. The disaster duo tried that and they failed on a massive level.

Thing is these two cock suckers will never blame themselves for anything. Hopefully Dixie Carter will see the light and drop the dead weight.