Monday, July 9, 2012
Super Fun Time With Heath Slater/Raw Rant July 9, 2012
My friends on the internet were very mad to learn who the Hornswoggle was the anonymous GM. But I'm very happy that it was him. In face I think he's the pefect guy to have choose. That anonymous Raw GM stuff was horriable. Just horriable. You could tell when the crowd learned the anonymous GM was back when the arena went dark and we hear that damn beeping!
It's pefect that it was Hornswoggle becuase it was a horriable storyline, everyone hated, it got no one over and it was a waste of time. Much like most everything Hornswoggle does in WWE. And the video above is pefect to show everyone where WWE is at right now. There's nothing there to caught your interest and it's something you really shouldn't waste your time on.
Is anyone excited that Raw is going to be three hours long? Anyone out there? Well I would bet not if you don't work for the USA Network. Even WWE wasn't into the idea. Monday Night Raw is going to suck as a three hour show. Hell! It sucks as a two hour show. This was just the worst go home show for Money In The Bank. This is going to be the first time in two years that I did not buy that pay per view. I'm glade I didn't even buy Wrestlemaina. They don't diserve any money with the product they are putting out.
Just to tell you how backwards things are in wrestling today I bought a TNA pay per view for the first time in two years and it's going to be the first time I skip Money In The Bank in two years. Thing have changed and TNA is even doing better then Ring of Honor right now! I'm very happy with TNA and I hope they continue with what they are doing. If you want a entertaining pro wrestling show then head over to Spike on Thursday and watch Impact Wrestling. But if you want more of what you get in the video above then go ahead and watch WWE's Monday Night Raw. I myself am going to watch Impact and hopfully my job doesn't keep me from watching to many of TNA's pay per view.
Even Bob Backlund couldn't save this show...
Monday, July 2, 2012
Super Fun Time With Heath Slater/Raw Rant July 2, 2012
The fact that Heath Slater might be squashed by a WWE Legend or a fromer big name in pro wrestling or some random guy like Doink The Clown is the only reason I tune into Monday Night Raw. And seeing that WWE is moving to three hours in a few weeks I think WWE would be fools if they didn't have him wrestle a legend or random guy each week.
Normally I judge a show based on how they hype pay per views or big events but we know WWE is not doing a good job at that. So at least each week they can do something entertaining like this. They could ruin a good main event like they did this week, they could do all the stupid comady they want (and they will). You could continue to give the stupid attitude era all the praise you want. Something like Sid power bombing Slater or Heath wrestling clowns makes it worth watching Raw to me.
It's perfect. People hate Heath Slater. Not becuase he's a heel. It's becuase he sucks. And if WWE can't find a storyline for him or a fued then this is perfect for WWE. Bring in these old guys and gals people care about and have them beat up Slater. That has to get some people watching. Will those people then go onto buy WWE pay per views? I don't think so. But It's perfect filler. It's far better then any kind of WWE comedy. Everyone knows it going to be hard for WWE to fill those three hours and I don't think the Heath Slater segment is very hard to book. Hell you don't even need those writers.
WWE also has a lot of money so I don't think doing this weekly would be very hard to do. They have Kevin Nash, Mick Foley, Sgt. Slaughter, Brooklyn Brawler, BG James, Kidman, Sean Waltman and Lex Luger under contract. Don't tell me it wouldn't be hard to get some people outside of the company as well. Even if this one may not happen it would be cool to see Great Muta squash Slater. Hell! I bet Perry Saturn would love to do it as well!
The rest of Raw was... The main event was good until AJ had to ruin everything. CM Punk was even able to get the comeback in the match. It really pissed me off that The WWE Champion didn't come out last. But the match the good until that damn AJ came in and ruined it for everyone. Whens the last time a main event fued involed some love triangle? And give me a good one. AJ. You're sucking the life out of WWE. Go one and continue your work. Just please... LEAVE HEATH SLATER ALONE!!!
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